Story

[boss]

Lets give it a try.

Some rules:
We are going to try to make a story with every post, 2 words.
Type your 2 words in a larger font and if you have a comment type it smaller. Make it a nice story we all can read. Try not to post and post to make it your own story.



ONE DAY


Good luck and have fun.

[mike]

i swear there was a 3 word story i posted when the forums started....... i can't find it though...........

JOY WAS

[AladdinSane]

Walking along
It was on the old forums, Mike... and it was a five word story. In fact, I was just ready to put it into text form when that forum disappeared and we changed to this one. :icon_wink: So if anyone has archives of the old posts, send them to me and I'll type it out.:icon_biggrin: please

[mike]

minding Her

[Canoedude]

own Business

[mike]

when suddenly

[Icarus]

a rat
lol

[mike]

said hello

[Goggsy]

sexy lady

[mike]

she jumped

[boss]

you going

[AladdinSane]

my way?

[boss]

why yes

[mike]

will you

[Goggsy]

Reach down

[AladdinSane]

and give

[boss]

lol thats twice we posted at same time

[Icarus]

my tail

[AladdinSane]

a jerk?

[boss]

she said

[AladdinSane]

why are

[boss]

you asking

[Canoedude]

an Idiot

[Dj Utro]

for permission

[Theco]

When It's

[Ol'digger]

so Long

[Buck]

And Hairy

[ColKing]

. Ray will

[Vet]

SEE THIS

[Canoedude]

and Moan

[mike]

because Mc_Nab

[Theco]

didn't Invite

[shadowstalker]

HIM TO

[ColKing]

stroke his

[AladdinSane]

Polyethlene Squid

[Canoedude]

named Chad

[boss]

lol

[AladdinSane]

To the

[raydoger]

TINY LITTLE

[raydoger]

:3some: :5lol: :5lol: :5lol: :5lol:

[boss]

SQUIRMING SNAKE

[raydoger]

that is

[AladdinSane]

Caught in

[boss]

GOGGSY'S THONG

[raydoger]

THAT CHAD

[AladdinSane]

DID NOT

[Ol'digger]

admit Kissing

[raydoger]

AND FONDLING

[ColKing]

Ray wants

[raydoger]

THE TRUTH

[raydoger]

FROM CHAD

[Goggsy]

Is he

[raydoger]

REALY THE

[AladdinSane]

most talented

[mike]

pig trainer?

[raydoger]

OR IS

[raydoger]

HE"S A

[Cudro]

Off the

[Ol'digger]

rack Cheapy

[raydoger]

SEX TOY

[raydoger]

LOL LOL

[AladdinSane]

Why, no!

[raydoger]

OH YES

[Vet]

WELL MAYBE

[Prt_McNab]

But He

[AladdinSane]

wasn't Gary's

[Prt_McNab]

Lover. He :5lol:

[AladdinSane]

Has a
...come on goggsy... come on goggsy... post it, post!

[Prt_McNab]

Nice Butt

before goggsy! says anything

[AladdinSane]

.Although I've

[raydoger]

HAVE TRIED

[raydoger]

TO BE

[raydoger]

HIS LOVER

[AladdinSane]

Ray Cheated!!!!!:(

[raydoger]

DID NOT :5lol:

[boss]

yes he did ,ray

[ColKing]

. Karl looks

[raydoger]

LIKE HES

[AladdinSane]

Squatting like

[boss]

a penguin

[AladdinSane]

on a

[raydoger]

SMALL LITTLE

[AladdinSane]

block of

[raydoger]

REAL THIN

[AladdinSane]

crackly ice.

[Vet]

JUST THEN

[raydoger]

HE DECIDED

[Vet]

TO LICK

[Goggsy]

Goggsy's Haggis

[AladdinSane]

Which was

[boss]

Goggsy's Haggis

what is a haggis ??

[raydoger]

A SMALL

[Bushy]

But Firm

[AladdinSane]

what is a haggis ??

A yummy Scotch dish!

1 sheep's pluck (stomach bag)
2 lb.. dry oatmeal
1 lb. suet
1 lb. lamb's liver
2 1/2 cups stock
1 large chopped onion
1/2 tsp. cayenne pepper, Jamaica pepper and salt
Boil liver and parboil the onion, then mince them together. Lightly brown the oatmeal. Mix all ingredients together. Fill the sheep's pluck with the mixture pressing it down to remove all the air, and sew up securely. Prick the haggis in several places so that it does not burst. Place haggis in boiling water and boil slowly for 4-5 hours. Serves approximately 12.

[AladdinSane]

codpiece shaped

[raydoger]

TOO SMALL

[Ol'digger]

but potent

[AladdinSane]

Rancid bag

[boss]

ok there you go again ,:5lol: what is that chad

[AladdinSane]

ok there you go again ,:5lol: what is that chad
rotten, smelly

[boss]

oh ok THAT EXPLODED

[Capt.Rossi]

Spreading It's

[AladdinSane]

Repulsive contents

[boss]

ALL OVER

[AladdinSane]

Joy's face.

[boss]

AND SHE

[mike]

WENT CRAZY

[Bushy]

BELIEVE ME

[mike]

when i

[boss]

SAY THIS

[Capt.Rossi]

She's nuts.

[boss]

lol you have no idea :) AND SO

[Canoedude]

the Moral

[AladdinSane]

of this

[boss]

STORY IS

[Canoedude]

RAY and JOY

[AladdinSane]

Love to

[raydoger]

have ????:3some: :5lol:

[Canoedude]

rancid Haggis????

[Ol'digger]

together always

[AladdinSane]

with some

[raydoger]

REAL BIG

[boss]

LMAO :icon_wink:

MEAN A**

[Cudro]

Rat Tail

[raydoger]

that will

[raydoger]

roll up

[dark ride196]

and die

[AladdinSane]

Under a

[raydoger]

VERY BIG

[Canoedude]

Dirty Bum

[raydoger]

LIKE CHAD :5lol:

[AladdinSane]

aka Higgins

[raydoger]

AND MAYBE

[AladdinSane]

he's as

[raydoger]

LITTLE AS

[Canoedude]

Papa Smurf's

[boss]

LITTLE LEG

[AladdinSane]

not middle

[boss]

OF THE

[raydoger]

RIGHT SIDE

[raydoger]

THAT IS

[raydoger]

TOO BIG

[Ol'digger]

To count

[boss]

again And

[raydoger]

THAT WILL

[mike]

only cause

[boss]

lol mike , you started it again


BIG MIKE

[raydoger]

TO GIVE

[mike]

a big

[raydoger]

FAT KISS

[raydoger]

to Who

[Ol'digger]

READS THIS

[raydoger]

only then

[mike]

will you

[Canoedude]

truly understand

[Copydude]

That Ron

[Vet]

who is

[mike]

not really

[Canoedude]

a man

[leepop80]

(Like Canoedude)

[boss]

BUT A

[Canoedude]

(Like Canoedude)

$$$$ added to your allowance

[raydoger]

OH NO

[boss]

guy named

[wolfy]

Horny Toad.

[Ol'digger]

Wearing drag

[boss]

FOR GOGGYS

[raydoger]

tiny little

[Canoedude]

TAN NIPPLES

[raydoger]

that are

[wolfy]

self lickable

[Black-Delta]

With Cheese

[Ol'digger]

flavoured sporans

[wolfy]

frightened me

[Copydude]

out of

[wolfy]

goggsy's thong

[raydoger]

no way

[boss]

WAS YOU

[wolfy]

eating that

[raydoger]

BIG OLD

[wolfy]

hairy mole

[wolfy]

ooooohhhhhhh i just grossed myself out:5lol: :5lol: :5lol: :5lol:

[raydoger]

THATS WHY

[wolfy]

IT SHOULD

[mike]

not become

[Copydude]

AN OOZING

[raydoger]

THAT CAN

[raydoger]

REALLY CAUSE

[wolfy]

EYE DAMAGE

[Ol'digger]

without protection

[wolfy]

FROM THE

[Crazy Ivan]

Trouser Snake

[raydoger]

THAT WAS

[wolfy]

peeking out

[Vet]

the hole

[wolfy]

WINKING AT

[boss]

JETDOC'S THONG

[raydoger]

THAT IS

[wolfy]

HOT PINK

[Ol'digger]

AND SWAYING

[wolfy]

RAPIDLY LEFT

[raydoger]

THAN RIGHT

[boss]

THEN FLYING

[Copydude]

Upside Down

[Vet]

STRAIGHT TO

[boss]

THE MOON

[raydoger]

AND THEN

[wolfy]

Back again

[raydoger]

but only

[Misty]

While twisting
you could wright a book with this story:)

[boss]

THE LITTLE

[wolfy]

uncontrolled to

[raydoger]

REALLY BIG

[Copydude]

Skidmarked Thong

[Misty]

That Belongs

[raydoger]

TO JOY

[el_cassador]

was sniffed

[wolfy]

BY MIKE

[Vet]

Then Ray

[boss]

lol you are all twisted right off the crazy end lol


WHO SAID

[raydoger]

it was

[wolfy]

VERY TASTEY

[Misty]

I want

[wolfy]

SOME MORE

[raydoger]

OF THAT

[boss]

CHOCOLATE ICECREAM

[Macaroni]

with Cheese

[wolfy]

AND TICKS773854

[Macaroni]

(lol)

FROM A

[boss]

BOWL OF

[raydoger]

cream cheese

[Macaroni]

. Suddenly there...

[el_cassador]

was someone

[raydoger]

WITH A

[boss]

BULLET PROOF

[raydoger]

RED THONG

[Macaroni]

with bells

[boss]

AND WHISTLES

[barkingmaduk]

AND STAINS !

[Macaroni]

He said, "....

[leepop80]

"My name

[wolfy]

LOL


IS RAYDOGER

[Macaroni]

I wear

[boss]

PINK BOXERS

[Macaroni]

with brown

[raydoger]

THAT BOSS

[leepop80]

Admires while

[Macaroni]

I sing

[Vet]

"I JUST

[Macaroni]

Wanna Be