10 things you'll never hear a man say

[Crazy Ivan]

Let's watch Lifetime!
Sex is overrated.
I don't want to go too far on the first date.
Yes, I did notice your sister's breasts are bigger than yours.
There is nothing I like better than crawling into bed with a good book.
I'm glad I don't have a large penis.
My hips are too big.
Aw, can't we watch Oprah?
Does this suit make me look fat?
I'll never get tired listening to Celine Dion.

IVAN

[boss]

lol nice

[raydoger]

YEP NICE ONE :3some: :5lol:

[mike]

Yes, I did notice your sister's breasts are bigger than yours.

I'll never get tired listening to Celine Dion.

Said both of these got a slap for one of them :D

[Crazy Ivan]

LMAO Mike, Thanks

[Lt_Lisa]

lol nice bot ill have to go with mike on that :icon_wink:

[Goggsy]

I'm glad I don't have a large penis. Tried saying this to mrs Goggsy, she replied "So am I one large one is more than enough"

Dont know what she meant by that?

[Lt_Lisa]

oh goggs so u a little bitty weeeeeee man :5lol: hahahaha lmao

[boss]

lol nice lisa :icon_wink:

[barkingmaduk]

nice one
Another thing you wont hear men say
I will have a large big mac meal with a DIET COKE
Malc

[Lt_Lisa]

lmao barking r u sure mate ?????????????????????????:5lol:

[Lt_Lisa]

let me check :5lol: :5kidding: :icon_biggrin:

[Yourself]

Uh oh....


Malcom said:

Another thing you wont hear men say
I will have a large big mac meal with a DIET COKE

Hmmmm....I must not be a man.......

But I do prefer the Big and Tasty....

(rubs powder on chest to make hair visible)

.... or maybe I just shouldn't mention it?

Yourself (Dave)

[Lt_Lisa]

lol