Crazy Ivan
01-31-2007, 12:00 PM
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hellhappened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whisperingwhen you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like aretard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friendsover and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-loversare really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logicallyconverse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you aretougher,smarter,faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in gettingyour ass kicked.
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of achoho may Mack you tink you kan tpye reelgode
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whisperingwhen you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like aretard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friendsover and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-loversare really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logicallyconverse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you aretougher,smarter,faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in gettingyour ass kicked.
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of achoho may Mack you tink you kan tpye reelgode