Crazy Ivan
01-31-2007, 12:04 PM
Little Johnny says, "I'm not a John Kerry fan."
The teacher says, "Why aren't you a John Kerry fan?"
Little Johnny says, "I'm a George Bush fan."
The teacher asks why he's a George Bush fan. Little Johnny says, "Well, my mom's a George Bush fan and my dad's a George Bush fan, so I'm a George Bush fan!"
The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Vermont, so she asks, "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny says, "That would make me a John Kerry fan."
The teacher says, "Why aren't you a John Kerry fan?"
Little Johnny says, "I'm a George Bush fan."
The teacher asks why he's a George Bush fan. Little Johnny says, "Well, my mom's a George Bush fan and my dad's a George Bush fan, so I'm a George Bush fan!"
The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Vermont, so she asks, "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny says, "That would make me a John Kerry fan."