No Speak-ah Da English

[boss]

NO SPEAK-AH DA ENGLISH
> > >
> > >A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage
> > >in an animated
> > >conversation.
> > >
> > >The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but
> > >her attention
> > >is galvanized when she hears one of them say the
> > >following:
> > >
> > >"Emma come first.
> > >Den I come.
> > >Den two asses come together.
> > >I come once-a-more!
> > >Two asses, they come together again.
> > >I come again and pee twice.
> > >Then I come one lasta time."
> > >
> > >The lady can't take this any more,
> > >
> > >"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,"
> > >She
> > >retorted indignantly. "In this country. We don't
> > >speak aloud in
> > >public places about
>our sex lives.
> > >
> > >"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'
> > >abouta sex? I'm a
> > >justa tellin' my frienda how to spell
> > >
> > >'Mississippi'."
> > >
> > >
> > >$50.00 says you're gonna read this again

[Bushy]

yep i read it again Joy

[Crazy Ivan]

LMAO Joy:3some:

[Goggsy]

Yep Joy I read it twice also funny though lol

[boss]

lmao , you can all send the 50.00 to fester lol :5kidding:

[Lt_Lisa]

lmao i had to read it very slow just once.:icon_biggrin:

[mike]

only once for me i must be smart ;)

[raydoger]

ONLY ONCE FOR ME TO,I ALSO MUST BE SMART:3some:

[capt.morgan]

I laughed so hard I read it 3 times!:3some:

[Vet]

two times then I had to read it to my staff. They had me read 5 more times. All Female crew, Most single and blonde. Hope you never have to come here for surgery, I never knew they were so slow.:5lol::5lol::5lol::5lol::5lol::5lol::5lol::5l ol::5lol: :5duh:

Danny