Crazy Ivan
03-09-2007, 03:56 PM
Five signs you might be dating drunk:
1. “I’ll have one more round in case that special someone shows up.”
2. “I didn’t intend to have sex last night—I’m not sure how it happened.”
3. “I’m too hung over to go to work today. I think I’ll call in sick.”
4. “I’m nervous about my date tonight. Better down a little ‘liquid courage’ before going out.”
5. “I only got drunk last night because I was trying to keep up with my date.”
1. “I’ll have one more round in case that special someone shows up.”
2. “I didn’t intend to have sex last night—I’m not sure how it happened.”
3. “I’m too hung over to go to work today. I think I’ll call in sick.”
4. “I’m nervous about my date tonight. Better down a little ‘liquid courage’ before going out.”
5. “I only got drunk last night because I was trying to keep up with my date.”