boss
10-25-2006, 08:23 AM
Good one worth reading.
>
>
> A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. The wife
promptly
> hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house
adjacent
> to the course. The husband cringed, warned you to be careful! Now we'll
have
> to go up there, find the owner, apologize, and see how much your lousy
drive
> is going to cost us.
>
> So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm
voice
> said, Come on in.
>
> When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done. Glass was
all
> over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near
the
> broken window. A large man reclining on the couch asked, Are you the
people
> that broke my window?
>
> Uh, yes, sir. We're sorry about that, the husband replied.
>
> Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a
> Genie, and Ive been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years.
>
> Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give
you
> each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself.
>
>
> Wow, that's great! the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted
out,
> I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.
>
> No problem, said the genie. You've got it, it's the least I can do. And
I'll
> guarantee you a long, healthy life! And now you, young lady, what do you
> want? the genie asked. I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with
servants
> in every country in the world, she said.
>
> Consider it done, the genie said. And your homes will always be safe from
> fire, burglary and natural disasters!
>
> "And now, the couple asked in unison, What's your wish, genie?
>
> Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a
woman in
> more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife!
>
> The husband looked at his wife and said, Gee, honey, you know we both
now
> have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?
>
> She mulled it over for a few moments and said, You know, youre right.
> Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about
you,
> honey?
>
> You know I love you sweetheart, said the husband. I'd do the same for
you!
>
> So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the
> afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.
>
> After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over, looked
> directly into her eyes and asked, How old are you and your
husband?C"b,B
>
> Why, we're both 35, she responded, breathlessly.
>
> No Kidding. he said, "Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe
in
> genies?"
>
>
>
>
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>
>
> A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. The wife
promptly
> hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house
adjacent
> to the course. The husband cringed, warned you to be careful! Now we'll
have
> to go up there, find the owner, apologize, and see how much your lousy
drive
> is going to cost us.
>
> So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm
voice
> said, Come on in.
>
> When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done. Glass was
all
> over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near
the
> broken window. A large man reclining on the couch asked, Are you the
people
> that broke my window?
>
> Uh, yes, sir. We're sorry about that, the husband replied.
>
> Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a
> Genie, and Ive been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years.
>
> Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give
you
> each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself.
>
>
> Wow, that's great! the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted
out,
> I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.
>
> No problem, said the genie. You've got it, it's the least I can do. And
I'll
> guarantee you a long, healthy life! And now you, young lady, what do you
> want? the genie asked. I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with
servants
> in every country in the world, she said.
>
> Consider it done, the genie said. And your homes will always be safe from
> fire, burglary and natural disasters!
>
> "And now, the couple asked in unison, What's your wish, genie?
>
> Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a
woman in
> more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife!
>
> The husband looked at his wife and said, Gee, honey, you know we both
now
> have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?
>
> She mulled it over for a few moments and said, You know, youre right.
> Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about
you,
> honey?
>
> You know I love you sweetheart, said the husband. I'd do the same for
you!
>
> So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the
> afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.
>
> After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over, looked
> directly into her eyes and asked, How old are you and your
husband?C"b,B
>
> Why, we're both 35, she responded, breathlessly.
>
> No Kidding. he said, "Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe
in
> genies?"
>
>
>
>
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