old dog 6
03-27-2007, 10:17 AM
A Lizard is walking thru the forest one day when he spies his friend the Koala up in the Eucalyptus tree.
"Hey Mate, What ya doing?" "Smoking a joint," says the Koala, "Join me."
So the lizard climbs up and smokes a few joints with the Koala. After a while his mouth is dry and he tells the Koala he's going down to the river to get a drink.
Well the lizard is so stoned, when he leans over to get a drink, he falls in.
A crocodile sees his plight and swims over to help him back to the bank. "What is wrong with you?" asks the croc. The lizard explains about the koala and him smoking the joints and the croc thinks," I better check this out."
The croc walks thru the forest until he finds the koala, still puffing away. "HEY, Koala!" shouts the croc.
Shiiiiiiit, Duuuuude." Says the koala, "How much damn water you drink?"
For our friends in Australia:icon_biggrin:
"Hey Mate, What ya doing?" "Smoking a joint," says the Koala, "Join me."
So the lizard climbs up and smokes a few joints with the Koala. After a while his mouth is dry and he tells the Koala he's going down to the river to get a drink.
Well the lizard is so stoned, when he leans over to get a drink, he falls in.
A crocodile sees his plight and swims over to help him back to the bank. "What is wrong with you?" asks the croc. The lizard explains about the koala and him smoking the joints and the croc thinks," I better check this out."
The croc walks thru the forest until he finds the koala, still puffing away. "HEY, Koala!" shouts the croc.
Shiiiiiiit, Duuuuude." Says the koala, "How much damn water you drink?"
For our friends in Australia:icon_biggrin: