old dog 6
03-29-2007, 11:30 AM
A middle-aged woman has a heart attack and is rushed to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death experience.
Seeing God, she asks "Is my time up?" "No", He replys. "You still have 40 years, 2 months, 8 days left."
Upon recovery, she decides to stay in the hospital and ,knowing she is going to be around for awhile, decides to have liposuction, a facelift and a tummy tuck done. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and syle. "Might as well make the most of it." She thought.
After her last operation, she is released from the hospital, and while crossing the street to the parking lot, is hit by an ambulance and is killed.
Arriving before God, she demanded "I thought you said I had another 40 years to live. What happened?"
God replied, "I didn't recognize you"
Seeing God, she asks "Is my time up?" "No", He replys. "You still have 40 years, 2 months, 8 days left."
Upon recovery, she decides to stay in the hospital and ,knowing she is going to be around for awhile, decides to have liposuction, a facelift and a tummy tuck done. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and syle. "Might as well make the most of it." She thought.
After her last operation, she is released from the hospital, and while crossing the street to the parking lot, is hit by an ambulance and is killed.
Arriving before God, she demanded "I thought you said I had another 40 years to live. What happened?"
God replied, "I didn't recognize you"