old dog 6
04-02-2007, 11:59 PM
A blind man wanders into a biker bar by mistake.
He has a few beers and after awhile hollers out, "Hey bartender, wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls quite. In a very deep, husky voice the woman seated next to him says "Before you tell that joke, Mister, I think it's only fair, given that you're blind, that you should know five things.
1. The bartender is a blonde and has a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde.
3. I'm a 6-foot, 175 blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde weight lifter
5. The woman sitting on the other side of you is a blonde professional wrestler.
Now think about, mister, do really want to tell that joke?"
The man thought about it for awhile and then said.......
"Nahhh, not if I have to explain it 5 times."
He has a few beers and after awhile hollers out, "Hey bartender, wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls quite. In a very deep, husky voice the woman seated next to him says "Before you tell that joke, Mister, I think it's only fair, given that you're blind, that you should know five things.
1. The bartender is a blonde and has a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde.
3. I'm a 6-foot, 175 blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde weight lifter
5. The woman sitting on the other side of you is a blonde professional wrestler.
Now think about, mister, do really want to tell that joke?"
The man thought about it for awhile and then said.......
"Nahhh, not if I have to explain it 5 times."