raydoger
04-19-2007, 06:36 PM
>>>>>> Gabriel went to the Lord and said, "I have to talk
>>>>>> to you. We have some Texans up here who are causing problems....
>>>>>>
>>>>>> They're swinging on the Pearly Gates, My horn is missing, and they
>>>>>> are wearing T-shirts instead of robes; There's
>>>>>> barbecue sauce and picante sauce all over everything, especially
>>>>>> their
>>>>>> T-shirts; their dogs are riding in the chariots and chasing the
>>>>>> sheep; they are wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of
>>>>>> their halos."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clean,
>>>>>> and their boots are marking and scratching up the halls of Wisdom.
>>>>>> There is watermelon seeds and tortilla chip crumbs all over the
>>>>>> place. Some
>>>>>> of them are walking around with just one wing; and they insist on
>>>>>> bringing their horses with them."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The Lord said, "Texans are Texans, Gabriel. Heaven
>>>>>> is home to all of my children. If you want to know about real
>>>>>> problems,
>>>>>> call the Devil."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So Gabriel calls the Devil who answers the phone
>>>>>> and says, "Hello---hold on a minute."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> When he returns to the phone the Devil says, "O.K.,
>>>>>> I'm back. What can I do for you?" Gabriel replied, "I just want to
>>>>>> know
>>>>>> what kind of problems you're having down there with the Texans The
>>>>>> Devil
>>>>>> said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something." After about
>>>>>> 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said. "I'm back. Now
>>>>>> what was the
>>>>>> question?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having
>>>>>> down there with the Texans?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this....hold
>>>>>> on."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes and when he
>>>>>> returns he says, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those
>>>>>> Texans
>>>>>> have put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning."
>>>>>> to you. We have some Texans up here who are causing problems....
>>>>>>
>>>>>> They're swinging on the Pearly Gates, My horn is missing, and they
>>>>>> are wearing T-shirts instead of robes; There's
>>>>>> barbecue sauce and picante sauce all over everything, especially
>>>>>> their
>>>>>> T-shirts; their dogs are riding in the chariots and chasing the
>>>>>> sheep; they are wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of
>>>>>> their halos."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clean,
>>>>>> and their boots are marking and scratching up the halls of Wisdom.
>>>>>> There is watermelon seeds and tortilla chip crumbs all over the
>>>>>> place. Some
>>>>>> of them are walking around with just one wing; and they insist on
>>>>>> bringing their horses with them."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The Lord said, "Texans are Texans, Gabriel. Heaven
>>>>>> is home to all of my children. If you want to know about real
>>>>>> problems,
>>>>>> call the Devil."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So Gabriel calls the Devil who answers the phone
>>>>>> and says, "Hello---hold on a minute."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> When he returns to the phone the Devil says, "O.K.,
>>>>>> I'm back. What can I do for you?" Gabriel replied, "I just want to
>>>>>> know
>>>>>> what kind of problems you're having down there with the Texans The
>>>>>> Devil
>>>>>> said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something." After about
>>>>>> 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said. "I'm back. Now
>>>>>> what was the
>>>>>> question?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having
>>>>>> down there with the Texans?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this....hold
>>>>>> on."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes and when he
>>>>>> returns he says, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those
>>>>>> Texans
>>>>>> have put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning."