Vet
05-09-2007, 01:33 PM
Ole is a farmer in Minnesota He is in need of a new
milk cow and hears about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota
(that would be 'North Dakota' for you non-Scandinavians out
there). He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and takes a look
at the cow. Then he reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he
grabs the teat and pulls .... the cow farts.
ole pauses, looks at the farmer who is selling the cow,and reaches
under the cow to try again. He grabs another teat and pulls ... and the cow
farts again. Milk does come out however, so after a brief
negotiation with the cow's current owner, Ole decides to buy the cow and
take it home . When he gets back to Minnesota, he calls over his
neighbor, Sven, and says, "Hey, Sven, come and look at dis here new cow I
yust bought. Pull her teat, and see vat happens."
Sven reaches under, pulls the teat - and the cow farts.
Sven looks at Ole and says, "You bought dis here cow in Nordakota,
didn't yah?"
ole is surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his
trip and replies, "Yah, dats right But how did you know?"
sven says, "My wife is from Nordakota
milk cow and hears about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota
(that would be 'North Dakota' for you non-Scandinavians out
there). He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and takes a look
at the cow. Then he reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he
grabs the teat and pulls .... the cow farts.
ole pauses, looks at the farmer who is selling the cow,and reaches
under the cow to try again. He grabs another teat and pulls ... and the cow
farts again. Milk does come out however, so after a brief
negotiation with the cow's current owner, Ole decides to buy the cow and
take it home . When he gets back to Minnesota, he calls over his
neighbor, Sven, and says, "Hey, Sven, come and look at dis here new cow I
yust bought. Pull her teat, and see vat happens."
Sven reaches under, pulls the teat - and the cow farts.
Sven looks at Ole and says, "You bought dis here cow in Nordakota,
didn't yah?"
ole is surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his
trip and replies, "Yah, dats right But how did you know?"
sven says, "My wife is from Nordakota