boss
11-10-2006, 01:56 PM
An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
The Judge asked,"What did you steal?"
She replied, "A can of peaches. I was hungry."
"How many peaches were in the can?"
"Six."
"Then I sentence you to six days in jail."
The husband spoke up, "She also stole a can of peas."
The Judge asked,"What did you steal?"
She replied, "A can of peaches. I was hungry."
"How many peaches were in the can?"
"Six."
"Then I sentence you to six days in jail."
The husband spoke up, "She also stole a can of peas."