Your_Boss's_Daughter
11-13-2006, 12:07 PM
Think About It
Death is hereditary.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
Smoking is a dying art.
The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.
(attributed to George W Bush Jr.)
You never know what real happiness is until you get married, and then it is too late.
Marriage is a very expensive way to get your laundry done.
The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.
All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
No amount of advance planning will ever replace dumb luck.
When you hear someone uttering Oh-Oh while flushing the toilet, it is already too late.
Weird True Facts
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Every year more than 2500 left handed people are killed from using right handed products.
Death is hereditary.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
Smoking is a dying art.
The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.
(attributed to George W Bush Jr.)
You never know what real happiness is until you get married, and then it is too late.
Marriage is a very expensive way to get your laundry done.
The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.
All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
No amount of advance planning will ever replace dumb luck.
When you hear someone uttering Oh-Oh while flushing the toilet, it is already too late.
Weird True Facts
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Every year more than 2500 left handed people are killed from using right handed products.