Your_Boss's_Daughter
11-13-2006, 12:23 PM
Please Note: The laws listed here on GotFacts.com are in fact real laws passed by states and countries. WE DO NOT MAKE UP THESE LAWS. Chances are they are not enforced, they are most likely old grand fathered laws. So please don't get too upset if your state or country has a stupid law, just laugh at the fact someone must have done it to make it a law.
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Alaska
It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
San Francisco, California
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
Ohio
It is illegal to spit orange peels on the sidewalk.
Mobile, Alabama
Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments.
Fresno, California
A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.
Paulding, Ohio
Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
Chicago, Illinois
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Florida
Alcohol may not be sold during an emergency.
Utah
All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival.
Lawrence, Kansas
It's illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off with your cane.
Klamath River, Oregon
No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
Massachusetts
It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
Pennsylvania
Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
Alabama
One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
Champaign, Illinois
It is unlawful for anyone to have sex in public.
Ridgeland, Mississippi
It is illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance and if you are caught the guy is let go and the woman is punished and her name appears in the newspaper.
Tremonton, Utah
It is illegal to molest butterflies.
Pacific Grove, California
A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
Utah
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.
Hawaii
No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.
Anchorage, Alaska
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Alaska
It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
San Francisco, California
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
Ohio
It is illegal to spit orange peels on the sidewalk.
Mobile, Alabama
Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments.
Fresno, California
A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.
Paulding, Ohio
Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
Chicago, Illinois
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Florida
Alcohol may not be sold during an emergency.
Utah
All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival.
Lawrence, Kansas
It's illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off with your cane.
Klamath River, Oregon
No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
Massachusetts
It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
Pennsylvania
Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
Alabama
One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
Champaign, Illinois
It is unlawful for anyone to have sex in public.
Ridgeland, Mississippi
It is illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance and if you are caught the guy is let go and the woman is punished and her name appears in the newspaper.
Tremonton, Utah
It is illegal to molest butterflies.
Pacific Grove, California
A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
Utah
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.
Hawaii
No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.
Anchorage, Alaska