Your_Boss's_Daughter
11-13-2006, 12:38 PM
It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
Texas
Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers".
New York, New York
It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
Fairbanks, Alaska
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
Texas
No one may suddenly start or stop their car at a McDonald’s.
Little Rock, Arkansas
All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.
Danville, Pennsylvania
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
New York
One may only throw a stone at a bird in self-defense.
Indianapolis, Indiana
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
San Francisco, California
It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.
Oregon
Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches.
Trout Creek, Utah
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
South Dakota
Idiots may not vote.
New Mexico
Bathing in city fountains is prohibited.
Mobile, Alabama
Citizens may not remove bandages in public.
Canada
It is illegal to kill a sick person by frightening them.
Canada
If you live in an apartment it is illegal to flush the toilet after 10 P.M.
Switzerland
You cannot sell the clothes you are wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
New Hampshire
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
New York
Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.
Maine
Oral sex is prohibited.
Minnesota
No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.
Prescott Arizona
It is illegal to sell your eye.
Texas
Getting married on a dare is grounds enough for an annulment.
Lewes, Deleware
It is illegal to sing in a public place while wearing a swimsuit.
Arizona
Donkeys can't sleep in bathtubs.
Arizona
It is illegal to howl at ladies within city limits.
Mobile Alabama
Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.
Mobile, Alabama
Hunting camels is prohibited.
Arizona
You may not play cards in the street with a Native American.
Globe, Arizona
Texas
Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers".
New York, New York
It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
Fairbanks, Alaska
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
Texas
No one may suddenly start or stop their car at a McDonald’s.
Little Rock, Arkansas
All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.
Danville, Pennsylvania
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
New York
One may only throw a stone at a bird in self-defense.
Indianapolis, Indiana
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
San Francisco, California
It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.
Oregon
Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches.
Trout Creek, Utah
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
South Dakota
Idiots may not vote.
New Mexico
Bathing in city fountains is prohibited.
Mobile, Alabama
Citizens may not remove bandages in public.
Canada
It is illegal to kill a sick person by frightening them.
Canada
If you live in an apartment it is illegal to flush the toilet after 10 P.M.
Switzerland
You cannot sell the clothes you are wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
New Hampshire
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
New York
Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.
Maine
Oral sex is prohibited.
Minnesota
No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.
Prescott Arizona
It is illegal to sell your eye.
Texas
Getting married on a dare is grounds enough for an annulment.
Lewes, Deleware
It is illegal to sing in a public place while wearing a swimsuit.
Arizona
Donkeys can't sleep in bathtubs.
Arizona
It is illegal to howl at ladies within city limits.
Mobile Alabama
Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.
Mobile, Alabama
Hunting camels is prohibited.
Arizona
You may not play cards in the street with a Native American.
Globe, Arizona