Real names to user names

[recce19]

After a conversation on TS, we thought a list of first names to user names would help :)

I'll go first;

recce19 = Neil

Just add to the list if you want :icon_biggrin:

[JVS (BE)]

Ok list of TOB

-={ToB}=-2sniper aka Tom
-={ToB}=-Alaskan Assasin aka Joe
-={ToB}=-AladdinSane aka Chad
-={ToB}=-bebop aka Reggie
-={ToB}=-boss aka Joy
-={ToB}=-Buck aka Russell
-={ToB}=-ChickenNuggetsDad
-={ToB}=-chopper0331 aka Phil
-={ToB}=-copydude 2/2 acr aka Karl
-={ToB}=-Cornbread aka Joe
-={ToB}=-Einz3 aka Joe
-={ToB}=-Fishfinger aka Pete
-={ToB}=-Goggsy aka Gordon
-={ToB}=-Horrido aka Marshall
-={ToB}=-Ipstil aka Dean

-={ToB}=-jetdoc aka Brooks
-={ToB}=-jig/uk/stratford/avon aka
-={ToB}=-JVS (BE) aka Jens
-={ToB}=-Karving aka Lars
-={ToB}=-Kill Bill aka Mark
-={ToB}=-Lancero aka Rommel
-={ToB}=-Lt_Lisa aka Lisa
-={ToB}=-Lovebug aka Crystal
-={ToB}=-major tansley aka Pete
-={ToB}=-mikethemaniac aka Mike
-={ToB}=-Mr Pink aka Matt
-={ToB}=-ol'digger aka Brett
-={ToB}=-OldGuy aka Andy
-={ToB}=-Oldman aka Colin
-={ToB}=-OneSickPuppy aka Troy
-={ToB}=-Pvt.Richie aka Rich
-={ToB}=-raydoger aka Ray
-={ToB}=-Recce19 aka Neil
-={ToB}=-Sgt_Sniper308 aka Manny
-={ToB}=-Spam Dinner aka Don
-={ToB}=-tegsemondo aka Terry
-={ToB}=-The voice in your head aka Richard
-={ToB}=-Theco aka Corey
-={ToB}=-UncleFester aka David
-={ToB}=-Wabbit Hunter aka Mitch
-={ToB}=-Wolverine aka Eduardo
-={ToB}=-Yourself aka Dave
-={ToB}=-Whiplash: Darick
-={ToB}=-Black-Delta: Kyle
-={ToB}=-Barkingmaduk: Malc
-={ToB}=-Diplomat25: Brad

-={ToB}=-Bushman: Steve
-={ToB}=-Capt_Acer: Donald
-={ToB}=-Oldgun53: Colin
-={ToB}=-Higgins: Chad
-={ToB}=-Canoedude: Steve
-={ToB}=-Colking: Ron
-={ToB}=-Sniper: Curt
-={ToB}=-Sgt. Slaughter: Jesse
-={ToB}=-TheGoodfoot: Bryan

-={ToB}=-Capt. Rossi: Art
-={ToB}=-Redneck: Patrick
-={ToB}=-Capt. Morgan: Todd
-={ToB}=-Carper: Alex
-={ToB}=-Cudro: Chuck
-={ToB}=-flyfshrmn: Doug
-={ToB}=-CGBloodAngel: Roger
-={ToB}=-Old-AF-Vet: Danny
-={ToB}=-Anderson: Raf
-={ToB}=-SGT-Chopper: Wyatt
-={ToB}=-Wolfman: John
-={ToB}=-Cannon fodder: Will
-={ToB}=-Mac & Cheese: Tom
-={ToB}=-Misty: Misty
-={ToB}=-izeman
-={ToB}=-Leaky: Duane
-={ToB}=-No No Baddog: Jeff
-={ToB}=-Maddog101: Pat
-={ToB}=-Zaitsev: Chas
-={ToB}=-Dj Utro: Ronald


list of regs (just post I will update the list)

Kop214: Tripp
Ranger: Rick
Your Boss's Daughter: Pam (in Game name ???)
Noob-4: Jason
=[1st]= Slayer: Mark
Lebowski: Lynwood
Owned By Luke: Luke
RotzersWoman: Nadine
-RDX- ViViTroNL: Jos
Dark ride196: Ryan
Greetings from AUT: Wolfgang
Freddie: Gareth
Bricklyn: Chris
PetrucciFan: Shane
Slash53: Vini
Janosch: Sven
Cevie: Cevdet
Samian Warrior: Jimmy
Leepop80: Matt
Prt_McNab: Gary
Salaga: Alex
Scopebossman: Jerry
OldBlood: Edward
Chilean Seabass: Mike
Staple: Marc
Bloodyshades{OldBLood}: Edward
Magnum357: Thomas
el_cassador: Cesar
Mercenary: Matt
Stormtrooper: David
toesmasher: Danny
Tailg8r: Martin
Spokelse: Jeff
Murdoc: Steve
Rufio: Ian
MSgt Boudrow: David
ThorAltair: Jon
Salvanos: Rob
Dbltap: Robert
CrazyCanuck: Paul
Dutchboy: Jeff
GermanJoe: Jens
Mixmaster: Mike
Shazaro:Chris
CheeseMcGee: Ryun
SolidSnakej7: Rene
DirtyLarry: Larry or Justin
FireBlade_J7 : Keith
FeMmE FaTaLE: Robyn
FatalDose: Jim
Ary_The_Cat: Ary
Necron99: William (but my friends and family call me, BEAR)
Macgeyvor: David
Burnman: Allen
KingofCalif: Tom



If something is wrong in here let me know

[recce19]

Jens you missed me out :5eek: :D

Thanks for help mate :)

[AladdinSane]

Neil, someday, when I'm not busy, I'll give you a tour of the forums... LMAO

[Ranger]

first name= rick

[Canoedude]

first name= steve

Ranger Rick???? Is that for real????

[Your_Boss's_Daughter]

lol nice. well you missed me too! lol im Pam. :) everybody knows that though i think.

[boss]

Neil, someday, when I'm not busy, I'll give you a tour of the forums... LMAO

LMAO,chad be nice

[raydoger]

you know mine got it lol..lol:icon_biggrin:

[Ranger]

yes its real, and yes i get that reaction a lot,lol. but i dont molest animals

[AladdinSane]

Me either, Rick:(

[Higgins]

Higgins - Chad...but I'm much cooler than that other Chad :D

[AladdinSane]

Yes you are... I'm HOT! :icon_twisted:

[boss]

lol:3some:

[Your_Boss's_Daughter]

uhuh lol. that cracks me up a little

[whiplash]

my real name is spelt Darick

[recce19]

Neil, someday, when I'm not busy, I'll give you a tour of the forums... LMAO

Thanks Chad :D but I meant a list that included regulars as well :icon_wink:

But when you're not too busy I'll take you up on that lol

[JVS (BE)]

Ok updated the list, what's your ingame name again Pam

[AladdinSane]

Neil, I knew what you meant, mate; I was joking

[recce19]

Neil, I knew what you meant, mate; I was joking

:5dunce: I knew that :5duh: :5lol: :D

[AladdinSane]

I knew it first:5duh: :icon_wink:

[Goggsy]

i knew it before any of you so nanana na na

[Crazy Ivan]

Me either, Rick:(


Chad claims that it isn't MOLESTING if it is CONSENSUAL, but I am still confused:3some:

[Crazy Ivan]

OH, BTW

Ivan Stefanov = Dan Stefanko

Ivan was my Grandfarther's name pronounced E-VON and StefanOV is a variation of Stefanko and uses another common eastern european diminutive such as ka, ke, ko, ek, sha, ska, ya, ov, ic. vic, ovic, ich, etc which all mean "son of" as in Stevenson.

IVAN aka Dan

[AladdinSane]

My name is Chad named after Chad Everett from the late 60's early 70's TV show, "Emergency!" Aaron, after my great grandfather, Aaron Ritchey, and the four closest surnames on the tree are: Ritchey, Rienschield, Harris, and Reeder. I guess I'm mostly Scotch-Irish and German and a wee bit Iriquois (according to family oral history).

[-RDX-ViViTroNL]

"I'm so glad that nobody knows my name !"

"Well, tell me what is your name?"

"Is your name Jack?"

"No"

"Is your name Harry?"

"No."

"Perhaps, your name is Rumpelstiltskin?"

YESSSSSSS :5lol: :5lol:

[AladdinSane]

Jos, what are you smoking?

[JVS (BE)]

It isn't illegal in the Netherlands, so I think I know what he is smoking

Ps: list updated

[bebop]

bebop aka Reggie

[dark ride196]

Ryan middle name-bob:5lol:

[capt.morgan]

ok heres mine :capt. morgan -Todd

[Your_Boss's_Daughter]

Pots not illegal in the neterlands? omg so does everyone do it alot? hmmm maybe it wouldnt be as popular if it wasnt illegal. who knows

[Crazy Ivan]

Soft drugs in general are not illegal in Holland, Haven't you ever heard of the Dutch Coffee Shops. They don't just sell coffee!.

Holland has one of the most progressive societies in the WORLD, and when you look at all the FACTS hard drug use in Holland has dropped substantially.

Drug related deaths (overdoses, hepatitis, etc) has decreased.

The average age of the hard core drug user is increasing yearly, meaning younger people are not replacing the older ones who die.

Healthcare costs related to drug use has decreased.... I could go on and on and on.....

In effect by tolerating and controlling soft drug use the MYSTIQUE and TEMPTATION are remove.

When you make something FORBIDDEN you always increase it's ALLURE.

The quickest way to get me to do something is to tell me I can't do it......

BTW pot, mushrooms, etc aren't the only thing you can legally buy in Holland. You should see the RED LIGHT district in old Amstrerdam:3some:..

IVAN aka Dan

[TheGoodFoot]

That's me.

[redneck]

Redneck= patrick

[The voice in your head]

i thought its ok to have 4 or 5 grams for personal use, antything above that is illegal

[Freddie]

Freddie = Gareth

[Dj Utro]

Hi

dj utro = Ronald

greetz

[ColKing]

ColKing = Ron

[Bricklyn]

Bricklyn- Chris

[PetrucciFan]

PetrucciFan = Shane

[Carper]

IzaCarper = Alex

[slash53]

:5geezer: slash 53 vini

[Lovebug]

Well i didn't look on the list to see if i was on there but just in case................. my real name is Crystal~Jade also known as lovebug and whiplash's wife. And just for the record Darick's middle name is LEON....lol he hates it!! God i'm mean :icon_twisted:

[boss]

LEON is my dads first name and brothers ,i like it ----spell it backwards ,NOEL :icon_wink:

[Janosch]

hi m8´s

Janosch = Sven

[Cevie]

Cevie=Cevdet(from turkey)

[Capt.Rossi]

Capt. Rossi, real name Art

[raydoger]

Or Nick Names Mine, Wayway

[SAMOWARIOR]

Samian Warrior Aka Jimmy.

[leepop80]

leepop80= matt:icon_biggrin:

[maddog101]

maddog101 = Pat

[SgtChopper]

SGT-Chopper=Wyatt

[Misty]

Incase you did'nt know my real name is Misty

[Sniper]

Realy the name is truly Misty.....come on your kidding right? I thought it was pain in my NECK/Head/toe/all over since you seem to kill me in places I never get killed.

Or is it really MISTY MISTY MISTY!:icon_wink:

[Macaroni]

Mac & Cheese = Tom

[Salaga]

Salaga = Alex

[scopebossman]

SCOPEBOSSMAN=Jerry

[Bloodyshades{OldBLood}]

frist name = Edward

but Mooseman calls me Drac.

[Magnum357]

Magnum357 = Thomas

[el_cassador]

el_cassador = everyones favorite target
real name = Cesar

[No No Baddog]

No No Baddog = Jeff

[barkingmaduk]

In case you were wondering who DUK is that would be me apparently
thats me (mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose started it with DUK Hunting)
:icon_confused:
Incase you didn't know :5lol: :icon_biggrin:

[chilean seabass]

Chilean Seabass = Mike

[STAPLE]

In game STAPLE............

Real name MARC yes its with a c

so 2 chad
2 marc'k whos next lol

[mike]

lol 2 mikes me and the fish

[Mercenary]

Add me to the list, Mercenary=Matt

[Stormtrooper]

You guys crack me up, Well in game Stormtrooper.

Stormtrooper = David

[Leaky]

Leaky = Duane

No "Drain the Bathtub" jokes, I've heard 'em all

[toesmasher]

Toesmashing is just a hobby- real name Danny:5bomb:

[Tailg8r]

In game is Tailg8r, real name is Martin (most ppl call me Tail)But you can call me anything, except late for dinner....

[Spokelse]

Spokelse = Jefferson

[Murdoc]

Murdoc on-line, Steve to my friends.

[Canoedude]

Murdoc on-line, Steve to my friends.

You, my friend are part of an elite group on here. emind me to show you the secret "Steve" handshake and beer toast.

[Murdoc]

You, my friend are part of an elite group on here. emind me to show you the secret "Steve" handshake and beer toast.


So I've noticed! And I'll look forward to that. :)

[Higgins]

Just make sure it's not the same handshake he gives Tom aka Mac&Cheese. :sheep::5kidding:

[Murdoc]

Well, I HOPE he'd wash between... :p

[Zaitsev]

Spokelse = Jeff

Jeff,

I noticed you are still playing with your old clan tags (TOG) but you applied to be a member of ToB. I suggest you formally resign from your old clan and drop the tags. It was suggested to me earlier in the year when I applied.

Regards,

[Spokelse]

Thanks Chas. Will do. :)

[eon1713]

Rufio = Ian

[MSgt Boudrow]

MSgt Boudrow=David

[ThorAltair]

ThorAltair = Jon

[Salvanos]

Salvanos=Rob

[dbltap]

A bit personal don't ya think? I don't really even know any of you yet. Shouldn't we take this a little slower, some "getting to know ya time" perhaps. Oh wait thats the other website...

dbltap in game.
Robert in the real world.
Or as the wolves like to call me. Well I won't even go there, lets just say those names aren't usually even PG-13.

[CrazyCanuck]

CrazyCanuck=Paul

[dutchboy]

dutchboy=Jeff:)

[GermanJoe]

GermanJoe = Jens .. but y'all can call me Joe ;)

[mixmaster]

mixmaster= mike

[shazaro]

Shazaro is chris

[CheeseMcGee]

CheeseMcGee usually goes by the name of Ryun

[SolidSnake]

SolidSnakej7= Rene

[dirtylarry]

DirtyLarry = Larry or Justin

[FireBlade]

FireBlade_J7 : Keith

[FeMmeFaTaLE]

FeMmE FaTaLE = Robyn

[FatalDose]

FatalDose = Jim

[Ary_The_Cat]

Ary_The_Cat: Ary

[Necron99]

Necron99 - Real Name: William but my friends and family call me, BEAR

[Macgeyvor]

Macgeyvor- David

[Burnman]

Burnman (or Burn, depending on server) = Allen

[kingofcalif]

KingofCalif: :8_harabe_net-1Tom

[Mommymomo]

mommymomo=Maureen

[GSniper]

GSniper = Grayson

[Mommymomo]

DirtyLarry = Larry or Justin

Multiple personalities?

[Hammy]

Hamster's real name is Paul
Yougotowned = Jack

Thanks

[Mistress]

Mistress = Natasha :)

[Invisible0428]

Invisible0428 -->> Shane

[dirtylarry]

Multiple personalities?

Nah, my name is Larry Justin, but I will respond to either. I went by Justin most of my life. When I was in the military, people started calling me Larry. Now, people call me Larry as kind of a joke. My father's name is Larry, so thats why I went with Justin...

DirtyLarry came along as a joke about 10 years ago...in reference to Dirty Harry...

[Cobalt SS]

Cobalt SS = Mike

[JohnXRing]

First name John

[scopeman]

Scopeman = Martin

[Eagle1sniper]

Eagle1Sniper-Andrew

[Tazzy]

Tazzy

aka Toby :)

[DJanon]

Dars Janon = Jeff

[pelicanghost]

Real Name: Francisco Lowell Jose-Roberto Lopez
Internet Name: Pelican Ghost
Among Friends: Lowell
Among Enemies: "We're all gonna die!!"

[DOorDIE]

DOorDIE=LEE

[HOLLOWPOINT]

Hollowpoint = James

My Kids

Mousemarine = Dylan

Wolf King = Wyatt

[bionic]

ToB|Bionic - LEE Shhhhh! I'm trying to sleep!!

[Goose]

goose - jack :)

[Invincible]

yougotowned/invincible: Shelby. (Yes, I am a guy)

[STORMIEE]

SOG-STORMIEE = Colleen

SOG-MERC = Richard

[CrazyPolock]

John - Yes another one.
Ts - John or Crazy
Quite often I am often reply as "not Paul" LOL :)

[DJanon]

DarsJanon = Jeff

[SnakeEyeS]

Fast|SnakeEyes=Sebastiaan

[MAC 1000]

MAC 1000 = Bob

[RePhLeX]

RePhLeX = Gray :sheep:

[Viperidae]

Viperidae - Jon

Yes another one! Just no H...!

[-BlackListed-]

BlackListed AKA= Steve

[Shupeinator]

Shupeinator > Bob

[Darkshadow]

No bob or jo(h)n here. ;)

Darkshadow = Erica

[DarkAngel]

Better late then never

DarkAngel = Nathalie

Nice to meet ya :p

[vcgonzalez]

In case you guys/girls were wondering:

VCGonzalez = Victor

[boss]

In case you guys/girls were wondering:

VCGonzalez = Victor

Would your last name me Gonzalez ? LOL :p;)

[Canoedude]

Would your last name me Gonzalez ? LOL :p;)

No..its Messerschmidt. He just likes the discounts at Taco Bell.

[Pvt.Richie]

Pvt.Richie=== Richie

[vcgonzalez]

How did you know! Are you spying on my thru my IP? lol

Would your last name me Gonzalez ? LOL :p;)

[boss]

How did you know! Are you spying on my thru my IP? lol

lol , nnnnnnnnooooooooooo not me :hunter::telephone:

[Vet]

Joy is the list up to date? It shows '08 and a few names I don't see. just curious.

Danny

[boss]

Joy is the list up to date? It shows '08 and a few names I don't see. just curious.

Danny

This post has been going for a very long time Danny :)

[RamsayRR]

RamsayRR = Mike

[bionic]

No..its Messerschmidt. He just likes the discounts at Taco Bell.

Ahhh yes, the mexican phone company!!

Bionic = Lee

[Vet]

This post has been going for a very long time Danny :)

I know it has been going a long time.....but when was it last updated? I see names of members in the regs list and some of the regs I know are not in there. Just curious if anyone is updating it regularly.

[Winfield]

Winfield = Bobby

[Horrido]

Just a suggestion. Maybe the list of members and names should be revised! The current "List" just isn't germain! Wait, what do the Germans have to do with it??

[boss]

I know it has been going a long time.....but when was it last updated? I see names of members in the regs list and some of the regs I know are not in there. Just curious if anyone is updating it regularly.

http://www.theoldbreed.com/showthread.php?t=1

last update / Last edited by JETDOC; 07-01-2008 at 03:44 PM..

[Horrido]

That maybe true, but it is still way out of date:)

[mixmaster]

well there's a good weekend project for someone right there, huh? :p

1...2...3... NOT IT!

[nayr esraem]

My name in game is nayr esraem aka Ryan.

I used my name backwards to be simple.

[Winfield]

Thanks Ryan, now i what to follow up 'dang!' with, when you shoot me...lol

[SAMOWARIOR]

Hello my handle has changed SAMOWARIOR aka Jimmy and i think i am a member with tags and stuff LOL. :3some:
Jimmy

[R3DN3CK308]

R3DN3CK308=Tyler

[Thomas]

list of regs (just post I will update the list)

Kop214: Tripp
Ranger: Rick
Your Boss's Daughter: Pam (in Game name ???)
Noob-4: Jason
=[1st]= Slayer: Mark
Lebowski: Lynwood
Owned By Luke: Luke
RotzersWoman: Nadine
-RDX- ViViTroNL: Jos
Dark ride196: Ryan
Greetings from AUT: Wolfgang
Freddie: Gareth
Bricklyn: Chris
PetrucciFan: Shane
Slash53: Vini
Janosch: Sven
Cevie: Cevdet
Samian Warrior: Jimmy
Leepop80: Matt
Prt_McNab: Gary
Salaga: Alex
Scopebossman: Jerry
OldBlood: Edward
Chilean Seabass: Mike
Staple: Marc
Bloodyshades{OldBLood}: Edward
Magnum357: Thomas
el_cassador: Cesar
Mercenary: Matt
Stormtrooper: David
toesmasher: Danny
Tailg8r: Martin
Spokelse: Jeff
Murdoc: Steve
Rufio: Ian
MSgt Boudrow: David
ThorAltair: Jon
Salvanos: Rob
Dbltap: Robert
CrazyCanuck: Paul
Dutchboy: Jeff
GermanJoe: Jens
Mixmaster: Mike
Shazaro:Chris
CheeseMcGee: Ryun
SolidSnakej7: Rene
DirtyLarry: Larry or Justin
FireBlade_J7 : Keith
FeMmE FaTaLE: Robyn
FatalDose: Jim
Ary_The_Cat: Ary
Necron99: William (but my friends and family call me, BEAR)
Macgeyvor: David
Burnman: Allen
KingofCalif: Tom



If something is wrong in here let me know
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i didnt see my name in there

[Thomas]

my name would be Thomas:Thomas...lol

[Darkshadow]

my name would be Thomas:Thomas...lol

Oh, I'd never have guessed that....but I'll try to remember...;)

[R3DN3CK308]

first name tyler

[OLD*GREG]

OLD*GREG = Jun Kuramochi

Jun rhymes with Fun

KerAHMOWCHEEE

[Canoedude]

OLD*GREG = Jun Kuramochi

Jun rhymes with Fun

KerAHMOWCHEEE

Jun Kuramochi...you know..common spelling and said as it appears.

My name is Steve Junkin

Steve rhymes with steeeve and Junkin is pronounced

JUNKindaBox.

Glad to have you on board

[Winfield]

JUNKindaBox.

LMAO...
I vote for permanent change of your name, Steve...

Bobby :p

[Body_Count]

Body_Count

My name is Steve

Greetings to all

[Horrido]

OK. Hey, this old list is circulating again???????? This list is so outdated, that "gay" meant cheery, happy!!:3some:

A little searching will probably reveal a current list:p



"You are the master of the unspoken word, but once spoken, you are the slave"

Russian Proverb

"Life's tough...it's even tougher if you are stupid"

John Wayne


"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son"

Dean Vernon Wormer, Animal House



Souts Out

[recce19]

list of regs (just post I will update the list)

Kop214: Tripp
Ranger: Rick
Your Boss's Daughter: Pam (in Game name ???)
Noob-4: Jason
=[1st]= Slayer: Mark
Lebowski: Lynwood
Owned By Luke: Luke
RotzersWoman: Nadine
-RDX- ViViTroNL: Jos
Dark ride196: Ryan
Greetings from AUT: Wolfgang
Freddie: Gareth
Bricklyn: Chris
PetrucciFan: Shane
Slash53: Vini
Janosch: Sven
Cevie: Cevdet
Samian Warrior: Jimmy
Leepop80: Matt
Prt_McNab: Gary
Salaga: Alex
Scopebossman: Jerry
OldBlood: Edward
Chilean Seabass: Mike
Staple: Marc
Bloodyshades{OldBLood}: Edward
Magnum357: Thomas
el_cassador: Cesar
Mercenary: Matt
Stormtrooper: David
toesmasher: Danny
Tailg8r: Martin
Spokelse: Jeff
Murdoc: Steve
Rufio: Ian
MSgt Boudrow: David
ThorAltair: Jon
Salvanos: Rob
Dbltap: Robert
CrazyCanuck: Paul
Dutchboy: Jeff
GermanJoe: Jens
Mixmaster: Mike
Shazaro:Chris
CheeseMcGee: Ryun
SolidSnakej7: Rene
DirtyLarry: Larry or Justin
FireBlade_J7 : Keith
FeMmE FaTaLE: Robyn
FatalDose: Jim
Ary_The_Cat: Ary
Necron99: William (but my friends and family call me, BEAR)
Macgeyvor: David
Burnman: Allen
KingofCalif: Tom



If something is wrong in here let me know
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i didnt see my name in there


I know I haven't been very active recently, but as the OP, I would have thought I would have been included in this! :icon_frown:

[Horrido]

Don't feel like the Lone Ranger Recce19, I am not there either! As I said in my last post, this list was outdated, and was so when it was compiled in 2008!