Dangerous, safer, safest, ultra safe things men can say

[AladdinSane]

What's for dinner? Can I help you
with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner?
Here, have some wine.
Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure
look good in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have
some wine
What are you so worked up about? Could
we be overreacting? Here's my paycheck. Here, have
some wine.
Should you be eating that? You know,
there are a lot of apples left. Can I get you a
piece of chocolate with that? Here, have some wine.
What did you DO all day? I hope you
didn't over-do it today. I've always loved you in
that robe! Here, have some more wine.

[Your_Boss's_Daughter]

lol very nice. some of those could still get you in a little trouble though lol

[boss]

Lol,nice

[recce19]

I'll let you know which one works after my wife allows the paramedic to treat me :D

[Your_Boss's_Daughter]

lol she that bad?

[recce19]

Nah :D I just lay it on a bit thick sometimes :icon_wink: Love her really :3some:

[Your_Boss's_Daughter]

lol i see

[whiplash]

I'll have to try some of them

[raydoger]

lol nice:3some:

[Hammy]

lol ..... very funny and yet true!!

[Goose]

*scribbles down franticly* mmm thank you may save my life lol

[Ol'digger]

I'm safe, none of them translate into Thai very well............LOL