The Battle is over

[raydoger]

yes its true ohio state is the winner by 42 to 39 yes yes yes go bucs sorry michican fans:3some:

[AladdinSane]

Dear Abby,



I am a crack dealer in Columbus, Ohio, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Worthington and one of my sisters, who lives in Dublin, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Grove City. I have two brothers. One is currently serving a nonparole life sentence in Lucasville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently in jail awaiting trial on charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in Atlanta and is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel. All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly want to be totally honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who is a Michigan fan?

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation

[JETDOC]

yes you need to tell her because its probably the only thing that will keep her around since its obvious that you have a small penis all ohio state fans do. Abby

[Your_Boss's_Daughter]

haha ray.

[raydoger]

hey all im sorry about the loss, but jetdoc you know the real truth its not the size ,oh thats right you dont know just like michigan hahaha:5lol: :3some:

[JETDOC]

your right ray, i dont know anything about having a small penis

[OldGuy]

As someone who grew up in OHIO, here's my 2 cents worth.