little johnny

[boss]

Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, it was born without
> ears.
>
> When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's family
> was invited over to see the baby.
>
> Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and
> explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so
> much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the
> word "ears," he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home.
>
> Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.
>
> When they got there, and little Johnny looked in the crib, he said, "What a
> beautiful baby." The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."
>
> Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a
> cute little nose and really beautiful eyes." "Can he see?" asked Little
> Johnny.
>
> "Yes," the mother replied, "we are so thankful. The Doctor said he will have
> 20/20 vision."
>
> "That's great," said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be shit outta luck if he
> needed glasses."

[AladdinSane]

That was worth an LOL :5lol:

[raydoger]

lollollollol:3some: :5lol:

[mike]

lol nice one