Black-Delta
12-15-2006, 10:28 PM
The Boss Has to Fire Someone He had narrowed it down to one of two
people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision, they were both
super workers. Rather
than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the
water cooler the next morning. Debra came in the next morning with a
horrible hang-over after partying all night. She went to the water
cooler to take an aspirin. The Boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this beforebut I have to lay you or Jack off." "Could you jack off?" she says."I feel like crap this morning."
people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision, they were both
super workers. Rather
than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the
water cooler the next morning. Debra came in the next morning with a
horrible hang-over after partying all night. She went to the water
cooler to take an aspirin. The Boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this beforebut I have to lay you or Jack off." "Could you jack off?" she says."I feel like crap this morning."