AladdinSane
12-29-2006, 01:33 PM
A 90-year old West Virginia man said to his doctor,
"I've never felt better... I have a 22-year old bride
who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of
that?"
The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a
hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a
hurry and picked up his umbrella instead of his gun by
mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a Beaver. He
raised his umbrella and went "bang, bang, bang", And
the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the
beaver."
The doctor said, "My point exactly".
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"I've never felt better... I have a 22-year old bride
who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of
that?"
The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a
hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a
hurry and picked up his umbrella instead of his gun by
mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a Beaver. He
raised his umbrella and went "bang, bang, bang", And
the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the
beaver."
The doctor said, "My point exactly".
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