Sniper
01-05-2007, 11:49 AM
1. To stop farting under the covers-makes the wife real mad
2. To aim better in the bathroom-makes the wife real mad
3. To teach my son to aim better in the bathroom-makes me laugh that my wife says "he's like his father can't hit the broad side of a barn with that thing!"
4. To eat foods that don’t make me flatulent
5. To sweet talk the old lady more
5a. if sweet talkin works to coheirs her out of her cloths more often
6. To perform better (figure it out)
7. Should all systems be a go to say I love you before I fall asleep.
8. Loss a few pounds
9. Kill Oneshot at least 47 trillion times this year
10. try and be a better Husband, Father, Friend, Person
10a. If 10 fails kill oh well there’s always next year
Sniper (Curt)
2. To aim better in the bathroom-makes the wife real mad
3. To teach my son to aim better in the bathroom-makes me laugh that my wife says "he's like his father can't hit the broad side of a barn with that thing!"
4. To eat foods that don’t make me flatulent
5. To sweet talk the old lady more
5a. if sweet talkin works to coheirs her out of her cloths more often
6. To perform better (figure it out)
7. Should all systems be a go to say I love you before I fall asleep.
8. Loss a few pounds
9. Kill Oneshot at least 47 trillion times this year
10. try and be a better Husband, Father, Friend, Person
10a. If 10 fails kill oh well there’s always next year
Sniper (Curt)