Proverbs say:

[capt.morgan]

:3some: Virginity like bubble-one prick all gone

Man who run in front of car get tired

Manwho run behind car get exhausted

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

Man with one chopstick go hungry

Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails

Man who eat too many prunes get good run for money

Baseball is wrong, man with four balls can not walk

Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth

War doesnt determine who is right , war determines who is left

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night

It takes many nails to build a crib but one screw to fill it

Man who drive like hell bound to get there

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot

And last but not least:

Crowded elevator smells diffrent to midgets

[AladdinSane]

LMAO! Thanks, Todd. There are some good ones in there!

[mike]

lol nice one :)

[raydoger]

lol funny :3some: :3some: :5lol: :5lol: :5lol: :5lol:

[boss]

lol funny :5bowtie:

[Higgins]

Don't forget these 2 gems:

Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
Man who stand on toilet, high on pot.

[capt.morgan]

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[Ol'digger]

LOL, Capt very good.

Cheers
Brett